Monday, December 27, 2010

The Twelve Days of Christmas - revisited

Sick of Christmas Cheer?
Stuck interminably in all twelve of the days of Christmas?
Maybe it's time for something new?



On the first day of Christmas an ET gave to me
A Suitcase from a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Three Fallen  Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen  Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen  Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree


On the sixth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Seven Planets spinning
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree



On the eighth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Eight Robot Slaves
Seven Planets spinning
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Nine golden rings
Eight Robot Slaves
Seven Planets spinning
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree


On the tenth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Ten Laser Guns
Nine golden rings
Eight Robot Slaves
Seven Planets spinning
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Eleven nuclear explosions
Ten Laser Guns
Nine golden rings
Eight Robot Slaves
Seven Planets spinning
Six Sparkling vampires
Five wooden stakes
Four eye-phones calling
Three Fallen Angels
Two Mutant Doves
and a
Suitcase from a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas an ET gave to me
Twelve Spaceships Landing
On a world that's completely human free

The End

(Well, of course it is.)

A..J. Ponder - author page



Maybe one day I'll do a somewhat tidier version of this. But it more was more a bit of nonsensical fun than anything else.  Hope everyone is enjoying the festive season and having a bit of a break from work.  


Cheers.

2 comments:

  1. Enjoyed the fun--although feel it could//should have been 6 stakes and 5 sparkling vampires, given there's really only 1 proper fate for sparkling vampyres ... :)

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  2. Yes, was tempted to forget the whole scanny thing and do exactly that - but I figure Laser guns will fix any remaining troublemakers. :)

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