Showing posts with label Giant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Giant. Show all posts

Monday, April 9, 2018

Great news: Attack of the Giant Bugs has been released

New Book: Attack of the Giant Bugs


Yes, I know it's not poetry, but this is a fun book for eight to ten year olds, and Eli and I really enjoyed writing it. 
Just this evening we were laughing about one of the endings. Yes, you have to make a deliberately silly choice, and it's a very silly ending...so I thought I'd let you have a little sneak peak. (below)
Warning: some of the book contains real science, and there's a little glossary of the insects used in the story at the back for people who are interested.

Recommended for ages 8-12

You choose: Cat. Lepidoptera 


“Okay,” Frankie says. “Here goes.”
You can hear beeping from the other side of the rubble. The self-destruct starts talking. “Does not compute, twenty three minutes remaining, and counting.”
The others all exchange looks, but there’s not much time for anything else before a flash of sound and light hits your senses. When you pick yourself up off the floor, it’s hard to stand up.
And then you look down at your paws – PAWS!?!?! You squeak in horror. Somehow, you’ve been turned into a mouse.
Other mice are turning around and around in circles, squeaking in terror. Although a few are casually washing their whiskers as if nothing is wrong.
“Quick, this way,” a mouse says. You’re pretty sure it’s Frankie. She leads all the other mice through the rubble toward you and then makes a megaphone out of old posters and a bit of wire. It takes a bit of yelling through the megaphone, but the police do eventually come down to see what’s happening. Once they see the mouse yelling through the megaphone, they grin. A voice booms out very loudly. “We’d better send for Frankie’s mother.”
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After weeks of living at Frankie’s house, drinking terrible potions and getting changed into rubber balls, strawberry plants and jellyfish, you’re all turned back into people.
Back at home, you receive a mousepad with a cat on it in the mail. On it are the words, I survived The Great Mouse Incident. Never Again. But in the end, it’s not so bad, because becoming a mouse made you discover your love of cheese. You move to France and become the best cheesemaker in the world, crafting all kinds of specialty cheeses. Royalty and celebrities are the only people who can afford your most expensive product, Crafty Cupcake’s Camembert. Each of these cheeses is worth a time machine. And that’s the best part, because there’s plenty more adventure to be had - by going back in time.
If you make different choices, you can blow up the entire museum, join the bad guys, or find your own mouse companion – a diabolical varmint who will plot revenge against you from under the kitchen cupboards.
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Have a great week, 
A.J.Ponder

Please ignore this blurb - it's mostly an experiment with key words - cheers!!!!!!!!! :)

One of the authors and editor of Sir Julius Award winning Lost in Te Papa and Twisty Christmas tales, A.J. Ponder is a Sir Julius Vogel award winning author in her own right with Frankie and the Netball Clone taking out best short story. Obviously A.J. has a certain fascination with genius inventors as two of her most famous characters, Lilliana Lionheart and Frankie have that in common. She has a love of science, and a BSc hons to back that up, not to mention being married to Te Papa's Phil Sirvid, the museum entomologist and white-tailed spider expert.
AJ's books include Miss Lionheart and the Laboratory of Death, The Frankie Files, Wizard's Guide to Wellington, numerous school journal stories and plays, horror short stories for adults, along with science fiction, and the odd secret spy, and super-villain. 
If you're interested, and have managed to read past the "please ignore" :) why not check out my profile on Amazon and see if there's anything I've written that you'd like? 






Tuesday, October 16, 2012

The Final Happily Never After (Part 3)



 If you're not sure what this - or how how intrepid heroes could have got this far - then check out the first edition of Happily Never After, and Happily Never After part 2 or we could kick start everything with the short version - but where's the fun in that? 
   
The short version.   The Narrator is having a bad day.  He (or she) is angry the story-book characters are not behaving like they're supposed to.  They don't want to speak in rhyme and they certainly don't want to get married.  So the narrator's decided to conjure up a giant with the help of his magic book and get rid of these annoying characters once and for all...



And so with no further ado

The next section after part two:


NARRATOR turning page: Ahem. 
Since our heroes would not wed,
The giant came and killed them --
JACK: Stop right there.  We don't want to die.
RAPUNZEL: And marry?  Never.
RAPUNZEL runs to NARRATOR and turns the last page of the narrator's book.
RAPUNZEL: Jack and Rapunzel become famous pilots and live happily ever after.
JACK: But--
RAPUNZEL: And they never get married to anyone.
JACK: Yay. Let's go! 
JACK and RAPUNZEL run off stage.

GIANT (sniffing): But I'm still hungry -- and I can still smell the blood of an Englishman.

NARRATOR: How did you know I was English?

NARRATOR runs off stage followed by GIANT.

THE END

A.J. Ponder

And so the end of our epic tale, the boards are bare,  the heroes have gone home for dinner, and thanks to these people for the book cover.  It's perfect.  (After all, I believe the giant is still chasing that narrator!)

Don't forget to always climb beanstalks when the opportunity presents.  Sometimes there may be giants, but more often I think you'll find geese with golden eggs and other such novelties.  So go on, go, and search for your treasures  at this your local beanstalk.  (Otherwise known as The Tuesday Poem Hub.)
Or this beanstalk leading directly to the Portal of Fairytale Poetry

If anybody knows some I've forgotten, please message me (note, poems are in alphabetical order)

A.J.

A.J. Ponder's books are available through Rona Gallery, Amazon, Paper Plus and good Wellington bookstores.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Happily Never After (part 2)

If you're not sure what this - or how how intrepid heroes could have got this far - then check out the first edition of Happily Never After - right here.



Otherwise, how about kicking back with the short version: The narrator is disappointed because his story is not quite going as planned - Rapunzel is refusing to be rescued on the grounds she'd rather stay with the witch, and  so sensibly she declines the extremely painful experience of having someone climb up her hair. Jack, the ostensible hero is somewhat relieved...   

And so with no further ado:
Happily NEver After
Part Two


RAPUNZEL: And have him climb up it?  I told you -- I don't want to be rescued.
JACK starts walking away.
NARRATOR: So Jack the oaf went on his way,
no princess would be wed this day.
RAPUNZEL (waves): Thanks for not rescuing me.
JACK: Any time.  Dashing pilots never rescue people unless they really want to be rescued.
RAPUNZEL: A pilot?  I love flying, -- and broomsticks are so cold and uncomfortable.  
RAPUNZEL jumps down off her tower and runs to Jack.
NARRATOR: What?
RAPUNZEL: Let's go.
JACK: Good idea.  Where?
NARRATOR turns page.
NARRATOR: Long our heroes walked and walked
to seek and find the huge beanstalk.
JACK and RAPUNZEL walk offstage.
NARRATOR: Then they climbed up, up, up, up,
until they reached the tip, top, tup.
 JACK and RAPUNZEL walk onstage.
JACK: Gosh that was a terrible rhyme.  I think they're getting worse.
RAPUNZEL: I think you're right.
NARRATOR glares at the two heroes and turns the page.

NARRATOR: Fine.  Here's a giant for you to fight.
GIANT walks onstage.
GIANT: Fee, fi, fo, fum.
I smell the blood of an English-man.
JACK: English?  Do I look English?
RAPUNZEL: Man?  Do I look like a man?
GIANT: Boy on toast, girl on bread,
with just one bite you'll both be dead.
     GIANT chases JACK and RAPUNZEL.
JACK: Oh no!  When the narrator turns the page, whatever he says comes true.
NARRATOR turning page: Ahem. 
Since our heroes would not wed,
The giant came and killed them --




And so...(dramatic music)...will our two intrepid heroes survive?

Or will the narrator manage to kill off his two less than accommodating lead characters?

Hold onto your glass slippers - keep your finger on the magic portal at the Tuesday Poem:(same magic portal, same magic time, same magic place if you don't want to miss awesome poems from New Zealand and all around the world)and hold your breath for next week's final exciting edition of Happily Never After.


Happily Never After part 3 - just a small magical twitch of a finger away....


A.J.

A.J. Ponder's books are available through Rona Gallery, Amazon, Paper Plus and good Wellington bookstores.
 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Happily Never After: A play where the narrator plays with poetry

ok this probably deserves a little introduction - it's a play where the Narrator has got it in his/her head that rhyming is the order of the day...but nobody else quite has the narrators enthusiasm.

Happily Never After
by A. J.  Ponder


CHARACTERS:

  • NARRATOR
  • JACK
  • RAPUNZEL
  • GIANT


Scene: The NARRATOR is reading from a large book.  RAPUNZEL is in her tower.  JACK is walking onstage.

NARRATOR: Long ago and once upon a time,
Our hero Jack would speak in rhyme.
JACK: What?  No I don't, I want to be a famous pilot.
NARRATOR turns page.
NARRATOR:  Hmmm.  Jack didn't look where he was going, and fell into a puddle.
JACK falls over.
JACK: Ouch!  What do you think you're doing?
NARRATOR: Not rhyming.
JACK: You rhyme, I'll fight the monsters, ok?
Jack walks to RAPUNZEL's tower.
NARRATOR: Soon our Jack, so brave and bold,
found a tower of burnished gold.
RAPUNZEL (leaning out): That better not be some idiot prince come to rescue me.
JACK: No, definitely not.
NARRATOR: Jack go rescue the fair maid,
an evil witch has her afraid --
RAPUNZEL: That's not true.  Well, she is a witch, but only her cabbage stew is evil.
JACK: Yuk!
RAPUNZEL: Yes it's horrible, but on the up side she is giving me flying lessons.
JACK: Really?  Could I learn?
RAPUNZEL:  No.  Whoever heard of a boy riding a broomstick? Go away.
NARRATOR: Now Rapunzel, maiden fair,
Shouldn't you let down your hair?
RAPUNZEL: And have him climb up it?  I told you -- I don't want to be rescued.



And so (dramatic music) you will have to wait till next week to discover:
Will the fair maiden be rescued?
Will the narrator get the rhyming and romance they desire?
Or will Jack become the famous pilot he always wanted?
Hold onto your glass slippers -keep your finger on the magic portal at the Tuesday Poem:(same magic portal, same magic time, same magic place)

Or go straight to Happily Never After Part 2
 
and remember...
Sometimes its important to let down your hair. And sometimes its best not to let people climb up it - but when they do - I think P S Cottier's Rapunzel (here) has the exact right attitude ;)

A.J.
 
A.J. Ponder's books are available through Rona Gallery, Amazon, Paper Plus and good Wellington bookstores.